Sunday, July 03, 2005

Purple Passion?

why is it that people never say they love something with a purple passion? what is it about the colour purple that inspires people to hate? (except for the fact that it's usually matched with pink and who doesn't hate pink...but i digress) why is it that it's only possible to hate something with a purple passion?? hmm, another mystery of life.

why, when someone gets into trouble, are they in a jam? or in a pickle? how, exactly, would you get someone into a pickle? or into a jar of jam for that matter? and wouldn't most people like being in jam cuz they'd get to eat it?

why is kitty litter called that? i mean, it's in a box, so it's not really litter. or a litter of kittens for that matter.

i promise, i'm not on acid. i haven't even licked any stamps!!!!! i promise!!!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I love everything with a purple passion, a deep purple none of that fruity stuff.

 
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